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shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/ major signal boost

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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delano-laramie:

hotcookingmama:

hOLY CRAP there was a post going around about running out of undos SO IT GOT ME THINKIN: ”HUH IT’S DUMB THAT ADOBE HAS SIX FREAKING CREATIVE SUITES AND THEY HAVENT INVENTED A WAY TO LET YOU UNDO MORE THAN 4 TIMES”

BUT ALAS THERE IS A WAY AND I JUST MADE A VISUAL FOR IT (CUZ IDK VISUALS ARE COOL)

BASICALLY YOU BUST OPEN YOUR PREFERENCES->GENERAL->PERFORMANCE AAND YYOU CHANGE THOSE HISTORY STATES SO NOW YOU CAN HAVE UP TO 1000 FREAKIN UNDOS HOLY NUTs

IF YOU ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THIS BEFORE THEN WOW KUDOS TO YOU BRO IGNORE ME IM RLY SLOW LEARNER

this is going to change my life

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videohall:

Guy raps ‘Look At Me Now’ in different ‘Family Guy’ voices

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chicagoted:

queernonywolf:

hadeniikuze:

bonjourentrez:

dawnofthesecondday:

How do Japanese multiply?

Well fuck my life if only I had known this in school >_____<

FUCK

THE

WHAT

GO

FUCK

YOURSELF

oh

my

god

i can do math now.

Woah woah woah what.

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Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Barack Obama)
R-Money/Please Stand Up

imbarisaxy:

everyonelovesrobots:

flabbey:

timeparad0x:

R-MONEY - WILL THE REAL MITT ROMNEY PLEASE STAND UP (FEAT. BARACK OBAMA, NEWT GINGRICH, RICK SANTORUM)

I’M CHOKING I’M CHAOLIK IGN I ACANNOT BREATHE OH MY DGOD

wHAT?

WHAT IS AIR? I CAN’T I CAN’T OH MY GLOB THIS IS THE BEST!!!!

(Source: whydidntyoulisten, via most-awkward-moments)
damaramegidoschoiceass: scentofsulfur: kerosene-sushi: highfunctioning-homosapien: everythingwillberevealed: timetobeadventurous: rainbowsaola: specsonspecs: Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories. THANK YOU BLESS YOUR COW BLESS THIS POST. CAN I MARRY A POST? WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU! Oh my god our teacher gave this to us a few years ago and then officially banned “said” from all of our stories in her class. Yep. all i can think of is this time in 6th grade when our teacher had us come up with synonyms for “said” and one kid suggested “rocked on” and we all started using it in our writing for class it was amazing

damaramegidoschoiceass:

scentofsulfur:

kerosene-sushi:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

everythingwillberevealed:

timetobeadventurous:

rainbowsaola:

specsonspecs:

Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories.

THANK YOU

BLESS YOUR COW

BLESS THIS POST.

CAN I MARRY A POST?

WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU!

Oh my god our teacher gave this to us a few years ago and then officially banned “said” from all of our stories in her class. Yep.

all i can think of

is this time in 6th grade when our teacher had us come up with synonyms for “said”

and one kid suggested “rocked on”

and we all started using it in our writing for class

it was amazing

(Source: imgfave, via childishgrin)

What if? → Avengers Study Group, Tony turns up just to brag about not having to turn up, and Thor is … Thor.

(Source: lucasbryants, via most-awkward-moments)

giancarlovolpe:

I did some compositional how-to’s in my early weeks at Warner Bros. studios.   I thought it’d be great to post a series of these on the Tumblr’s for beginning board artists.

This is the first part - the rule of thirds.

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Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!

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